How long will this blog last? I forgot it even existed!! Should I even keep writing it? It is people such as myself who have too much free time who create such blogs describing their free time filled with boring un-adventurous acts. Ugh. Anyway, I'm me, and I'll be pretty honest in this blog since no one will ever read it.
I'm a mormon girl attending BYU. To describe myself in brief, I am about 5'4" and nothing special. On a scale 1-10 I'd probably hit a 4.5 .. I acknowledge I am not beautiful by any means, and even pretty is pushing it, although I am not exactly hideous either.
I find such people scales to be nonlinear.
It's like a logarithmic scale, and obtaining a man-type at a certain level gets 10x harder than the level previous.
I have no idea if any of this is making sense.
In any case, making out at BYU is practically the equivalent to having sex. That, I think, would make myself a crushwhore quasi-kissing slut. Not really, but there was a certain incident of which i am not particularly proud.
I really have no idea how I get rated on guy scales. For all I know, I'm lower on the list, or higher. Crap, I'm tired. I keep losing track of what I'm supposed to be saying.
The inhabitants of this Dorm:
Me: 18, Freshman, Major:undeclared
Build: Thin, Short, White
Type: Likes all types of music, and obscure movies, and old-school nintendo games. Tends to attract weedy, nerdy hermit-types who rely on her to make all the first moves. I've NCMO'd a man-friend, but that's about all the play i've gotten.
Personality: Extremely lazy, messy, and variates between being social and being asleep.
Katherine: 18, Freshman, Chemistry Major
Build: Average weight, about 5'7", White
Type: Tends to attract the typical mormon boy stereotype. Surprisingly, there are not too many boys as I would've thought, who fit this cliche. As in, utter sweethearts who practically throw themselves to the ground for honor and chivalry. RMs and preemies alike adore her. She has to fend off suitors with a pool cue.
Personality: Extremely productive, on the clean side of messy, and reticently insane.
Cherene: 18, Freshman, Major: Undecided
Build: Thin side of Average, about 5'5", Pacific Islander/White
Type: RM guys but she's waiting for her missionary so she shuns men.
Personality: Very Friendly, studies a lot
Katherine has herself a boyfriend, one of those preemies who had never kissed a girl before. Trent has never heard of the term "whipped" but I think that is a great way to describe him.
One does not kiss and tell unless one is proud of with whom they macked. I have been given other opportunities for such excursions, but have sidestepped the RMs who have never kissed a girl before. Honestly, it is a wonder how the Mormon race will continue on at this rate. ................i can't believe i just said that...
UGh, this must be utterly boring. I, as previously stated, am a crush whore. However, currently twitterpated (which rarely happens) with a guy in our ward named Colin. I practically fall over myself to spend as much time with him as possible but ~slyly~ take care to not be overbearing. UGhUGH ugh Ugh I fail at blog.
maybe someday something exciting will happen, and then I can be adventurous.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
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