I'm really hungry right now

As I know, last year I lost 7 pounds at college when I didn't think that was possible. Do YOU want to know how you can lose weight you don't have? Just follow these simple guidelines.

Step 1: Be very poor

Step 2: Buy 20 Ramen packets ($2!), that giant bag of cap'n crunch knockoffs on sale ($2!)

Step 3: This is your only food for the next month! yay!

It's actually not that bad, because I really like cap'n crunch, and I also drink a lot of water so I don't feel THAT hungry. And sometimes I can get free food at ward functions. Like cookies and potato chips.

I'm going to have osteoporosis when I get old

So will you

In other news, Cody (alias: Alex Skaarsgard) was seen holding hands with Molly (alias: gwyneth paltrow)

Take that, Me!