swaaaane flu

i awoke this morning to the chorus of anna molly. to anyone who knows me well enough, this is my glorius ringtone. as i am jerked out of my restless slumber [ a nightmare about my father blah blhalahlejrfe], i reach for my phone and answer: "mherlerjhellow?" and i get hung up on after "wrongnumberbye" pooo poo poo.
and as i let myself wake up, i think i've started to feel the effects of hanging around someone who has the swine flu {billy!!}.. so i head to the kitchen to find something to settle my stomach. the best i can find is grape juice and tortlla chips with half a banana. pretty much a typical brekkers... ugh..., from the shins to peanut butter. i am doomed. dooooooomed!!!*sigh*