Characters

well, i am not going to bed anytime soon, so i may as well increase my blogosphericnessthingamajiggo. first of all. i love U2 so much. bono is like my newfound hero. i am currently somewhat obsessed with 80's music.. don't ask me why, but i find it quite utter awesome sauce. anyway, . HOORAY FOR uhh... whatsitcalled.... uh yeah.. for the reoccuring characters of my so-called life. !or whoever is most likely to show up on this whateverblogthingadoo.
**first of all is the token creepy dude i always seem to be plagued by. i will hereby refer to him as SPARKLEBUTT mostly due to the fact he is an [ex] male cheerleader who is "not gay" and perhaps the most mundane person in the world. He is rich, has been rich forever, and doesnt really understand the definition of tribulation or hardship. All in all, he wears a [REAL] leather jacket, talks in this weird lisp, and has a creepy spontaneous limp. He has been trying [in a tediously roundabout way] to get at me, and he happens to show up all the time. HE HAS A CAR, OKAY, PEOPLE? A GIRL NEEDS A RIDE SOMEWHERE EVERY NOW AND THEN. my association with him is currently unavoidable
**second is Billy.. okay? he is like my bestest buddy and counteracts the evil creepysauceness of sparklebutt by being the most awesome person in the world. he also drives a prius, and is thus my hero, because i can generally avoid asking sparklebutt for favors [any favor i ask of him is interpreted as me "secretly coming on to him" which is bad sauce]. he's got this hilarious deadpan-type humor and a girlfriend named Ava ..i cant describe how utterly perfect for each other they are, i almost want to cry because they are so cute together. Billy's best friend is Lester who is like the second most awesome person in the world. he has a wonderful sense of humor and a really good laugh. I think us four make a fairly good group of friends.
**i guess now this is like... fifth isChris who was my first real friend at my current high school, who convinced me to go out for swimming with him. he is a persuasive genius and can convince anyone that HE IS RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. we argue a lot. and discuss food combonations involving peanut butter and stuff like cream cheese. he "hates pda" but always manages to have a girlfriend because he looks like a male model. he practically IS one. his current "on and off and on" girl friend is .. Christine.. if you didnt notice, their names really are almost exactly the same]. i wont go into detail about her. i am still admittedly a bit bitter about this whole set up. all in all he is the person i consider myself closest to : \ ....
** sixth and most worstest is Miguel who i am kind of not-so-secretly in love with. for the past two years. ..he's an angry pothead loser who happens to dress in all black and draw like some sort of artistic genius. it is a classic he-ignores-me-so-i-still-love-him type of thing. i have tried [quite unsuccessfully] to fall out of "love" with him but it has yet to work. he and i are the only ones who know about our non-relationship, no one else knows about our non-history. [which involves a series of conversations, glances, and a very embarrassing love-confession-followed-by-rejection incident]
sorry if this is excruciatingly boring to read, you PEDOPHILE STALKER MAN, but i want the general background taken care of so i dont have to deal with it later.bleh!
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